Shinesty. A Valentine’s Print. Doggy style. The Lovely Wiener

We’re going to release the 2026 Valentine’s Day collection a little…differently:

A Guide to All Wieners. Wiener dogs. Wiener dogs. Wieners. Cute in a swerater. People like when you whip it out at a party. Scorch 'em on a bbq. Good in buns. Like to be stroked. Happy when it's wet.

Get that dawg in you.

SHOP V-DAY

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH RETURNS. Last email we asked you for poems dedicated to Shinesty’s Sexiest Man Alive: Steve Buscemi. Here was our winner:

They won a $250 Gift Card (and we gifted 5 other winners, too because Steve deserves it.). Your next fudging task. Find and click the chocolate starfish in this email.

Valentines Day.

Find the fudge

SHOP ALL VALENTINES.

Fudged Up & Dangerously Comfortable

Stay Dangerously Comfortable

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When John Mellencamp sang “Suckin on chili dogs”? I felt that.

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