Today we learned a very valuable lesson about graphic design.

Shinesty. FIND AND CLICK THE HIDDEN CHOCOLATE HOLE IN THIS EMAIL.

PLACEMENT IS EVERYTHING.

Matching underwear is right behind JC Penney’s photoshoots as one of the most sickeningly sweet coupley things you can do.
But, find yourself without a partner for Valentine’s Day and still want to buy matching underwear? Fear not.

Matching Underwear For: You + Your Work Spouse

You + The Food Delivery Person Who's Seen You Order 3 Full Meals in One Day. Last email we asked you to draw our man our man our man, Steve Buscemi. Here was a winning work of art:

Steven Vincent Buscemi, American Hero & also star of Spy Kids 2

Your Next Fudging Task. Find and click the hidden chocolate starfish in this email for your next chance to win.

Forrest Gump was onto something with “Life is like a box of chocolates.” But it begs the question, what else is like a box of chocolates? Love is like a box of chocolates, you can lick it first but it’s what’s inside that counts. S*x is like a box of chocolates, my doctor says I’m gonna get a disease if I keep indulging this much.

Sugar Crashing & Dangerously Comfortable

This extremely tasteful, hand crafted, organic, non-gmo, vegan, gluten free email was designed by Car and written by KP.

No one knows what nougat is. And even if you think you do, you don’t.

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