these would look great on your bedroom floor ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏

You forgot the card,

but we didn’t.

Grab the pen, and the $25 Hallmark card

(no, seriously why are they so expensive now? It’s paper). Here’s what to write inside, no matter what stage of love you’re in.

Valentine for a long-term partner

To my soulmate, We’ve been together 2576 days and therefore made 2576 annoying decisions on what to have for dinner. I love you and hope we have 2576 more. P.S. I want Thai tonight.

Valentine for a new relationship

Mi vida, My body burns for you and my heart aches for you. It honestly is super uncomfortable. And I feel like it happens mostly after I eat spicy foods or lay down too fast after dinner. Or it’s my love for you.

Valentine for a situationship

Whaddddupppp, Bangin’ time so far. Love the voibes. Let’s keep this party rolling or whatever! H.A.G.S.

ORDER V-DAY NOW

And last email you guessed how many licks I’d take to get to the juicy pink innards of a Blow Pop and the answer was

1094. And my tongue really hurt. And that meant one of you won a $100 GIFT CARD AND THE WORLD'S LARGEST RING POP. SAY YES.

SHOP VALENTINE’S

In Love & Dangerously Comfortable

This extremely tasteful, hand crafted, organic, non-gmo, vegan, gluten free email was designed by Car and written by KP.

This is also your reminder to book a restaurant reservation or you’re gonna end up at Flappy’s Fish Sandwich Hut at the “chef’s table”. He’s experimenting with a raw platter this month.

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