Shinesty. We’re going to release the 2026 Valentine’s Day collection a little…differently:

We’re going to release the 2026 Valentine’s Day collection a little…differently:

FIND THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH A game for the entire Valentine’s season, because we love giving more than receiving.

Pucker Up. Every email, we’re going to hide one of these lil’ starfishies somewhere in the email. They’re chocolates love tunnels, yes, they’re very real, and yes, you can buy them.* Be among the first to click the fudge hole to get prizes, discover Internet gems, and figure out just how weird our minds here work.

What are the prizes? Could be matching sleep sets, could be a link to something we find interesting on the internet, 45% off codes, a tantric love counseling session, a vasectomy. Who knows.

Why the chocolate? Short answer. We’re giving a much better meaning to eating… chocolates. For $19.99, you can add a box of bunghole chocolates to your underwear order.

Now Let’s Play The Game With Our New Marquee Print…

Looking for love? You found it. The Racy And Lacy. I <3 NEW PRINTS

And a sneak peek of what’s coming…

And a sneak peek of what’s coming…

And a sneak peek of what’s coming…

POP UR V-DAY CHERRY

SHOP THE PRINT *and don’t forget to find the chocolate.

Fudged Up & Dangerously Comfortable

Stay Dangerously Comfortable

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This extremely tasteful, hand crafted, organic, non-gmo, vegan, gluten free email was designed by Car and written by KP.

It’s a beautiful day to not like chocolate.

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