The official holiday suit & dress of “Hey, My Wife And I Like Your Vibe.”

Replace “Steve’s Bad Toupee” as the new most talked about subject of the holiday party. Don’t take it from past buyers… take it from who they impressed.

Derek’s In-Laws: We used to think he was a sleazy degenerate that didn’t deserve our daughter but then they showed up in matching prints and we thought…damn, he’s kinda swaggy. [CTA Button:] THE ELEGANT EVERGREEN

Tony’s H.R. Manager: Yeah, he looked good. Why, what did people see? We were only in the bathroom for a minute.

Kara’s Childhood Frenemy: This is so typical her, upstaging me. I’m gonna go comment mean things on her dog’s instagram from my burner account.

Anonymous Third to Rob and Naomi They opened me up in more ways than one. Idk man, just buy the suit and dress. I need to go think.

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Once, at a work Christmas party I threw up, not from alcohol, but from stuffing myself with an ungodly amount of free tri-trip sliders. No regrets.

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