When establishing a Cube Science division, most businesses cut corners. Big mistake. After all, cubes are literally made out of corners. That's why we spared no expense when entering this lucrative field of geometric research. Our only mandate was to ensure that literally everything was in the shape of a cube. The building, the equipment, even the food. Shortly after opening the lab, we received a troubling email from the Human Resources department: "Those eggheads in Cube Science are complaining that they can't subsist on a diet of ice and sugar cubes." It was in this moment that our oversight hit us like a cubic ton of bricks: all of the scientists' heads were egg-shaped. This unfortunate realization is how our Cube Science division made its one and only scientific discovery: when the human skull is compressed into a cube, the brain stops functioning. We ran a few dozen tests to verify our findings.
