It all began with an email from Best Buy Corporate. The subject line: "Best Buy rollout?" We didn't even open the email. Instead, we immediately got to work on procurement - after all, a big rollout like this would require some hefty capital expenditure. About $30,000,000 later, we'd amassed an entire fleet of industrial-grade steamrollers, and set them to work flattening the Best Buy in Gaithersburg, Maryland. It wasn't until the "rollout" was done that we noticed a second email from Best Buy in our inbox: "Exciting opportunity to sell dbrand products in Best Buy!" Fast forward a few months, and here we are: not only is Best Buy blissfully unaware that we destroyed one of their stores, they're stocking a variety of our products nationwide. Well, except for Gaithersburg. In any event: if anyone wants to buy a steamroller, we have about 299 of them for sale on the gray market.
