A wise man once said: "Each day on Twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it." He gave good advice. A twice-impeached, once-arrested ex-President spent his final days in office sulking over a Twitter ban. Kanye West went "death con 3" on his own career with a single tweet. You don't even know who Roseanne "I was on Ambien" Barr is. Elon Musk spent $44 billion to become Twitter's main character for life - losing his carefully crafted facade of genius in the process. In short, Twitter is where careers go to die. Despite this, we've thrived on the platform. How? Long after Twitter is dead, scholars will still be trying to figure it out. While you're waiting for Elon's ship to sink, you may as well follow us. Who knows? Maybe it'll inspire your future dissertation.
