The year was 2025. The world needed to touch grass, but nobody would put their phone down. They were allergic. Not to grass, but to the very idea of going outside. We engineered a solution to this problem. It was called Touch Grass. Not enough people took our advice. The Touch Grass campaign ended and the slow death of humanity continued on-schedule. Now, more than ever, the people need to touch grass. The year is now 2026. The world is still unraveling... just faster now. Temperatures rise, democracies fall, and we’re all watching it happen through six-inch screens. On April 1st, Touch Grass will return. Will it change anything? Of course not - but it will keep us rich. And that’s enough.
