Lobbyists behind Big Toilet Paper created "National Toilet Paper Day" to fuel their propaganda machine. As a loyal member of DUDE Nation, here are four ideas to fight back against Big TP on their fake holiday:
1. Comment on a TP brand's Instagram post how toilet paper ruins lives.
2. Go on strike at work until your boss replaces the TP in the office bathroom with DUDE Wipes.
3. Organize a protest in your local toilet paper aisle.
4. Tell a loved one that TP damages their b-hole and introduce them to the Fresh Life.
With your help, we can take down Big TP and show the world a better way to wipe ✊ |
