There are certain indignities of air travel you prepare for. Butt there’s one menace lurking at 35,000 feet that no airline safety card warns you about: farts. Yes, airplane farts are real, and they’re worse than their land-based counterparts. Buckle up.
STICKY POOP: WHY SOME TURDS CLING LIKE GORILLA GLUE
You finish your biz, flush the toilet, and realize your poop is smeared across the porcelain like a crime scene. Now you’re frantically searching for a toilet brush to erase the evidence.
How do you stop your bathroom from turning into a skid mark gallery?
TOILET SPLASHBACK: THE UNWANTED SHOWER FROM BELOW
There are few things more humbling than settling onto the toilet, finally achieving lift-off, and then getting smacked in the ass by your own toilet water. Here's how to outsmart physics.
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