Spooky season is here. Butt the real monsters aren’t hiding under your bed. They’re lurking in bathrooms. Here are 3 reasons to justify TP-phobia.
TP Doesn’t Clean—It Smears
Wiping with dry toilet paper leaves up to 50% of poop residue behind. You’re basically finger painting with feces.
TP Injures Countless Anuses Annually
Friction rubs your skin raw, causing micro-tears, irritation, and that post-wipe sting.
TP Rolls Are Crawling with Bacteria
Flushing the toilet sprays bacteria up to 6 feet away, coating that “clean” roll in microscopic poop mist.
While you’re stocking up on candy, make a detour to the TP aisle for a pack of DUDE Wipes. Or buy them on Amazon if you’re lazy. |
