Protein is everywhere. Your cereal. Your ice cream. Somehow even your water. If it has a label, it probably has “20g protein” slapped on the front.
Fair warning: If you’re ramping up your protein intake in 2026, you need to ramp up your orders for wipes, because protein poops are legit.
More protein means heavier, smellier bathroom sessions. And if you’re counting on dry TP to clean up the aftermath of a gym bathroom blowout, you’re setting yourself up for failure.
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