You can't make this sh*t up: The day after the Big Game is National Poop Day. Or as we're calling it: the Super Bowel.
It should be a close matchup in San Francisco, butt there's gonna be a blowout in your bathroom, courtesy of wings, beer, and cheese dip.
Luckily, we're here to save you from unnecessary roughness on your b-hole.
While everyone else supplies snacks at the party, do your fellow DUDES a favor and bring the wipes.
It'll make everybody's Monday morning less sh*tty. |
