Embarrassed by your lack of imagination when it comes to talking about bowel movements? Wish you could dazzle your group chat with vivid descriptions of your dumps?
You’re reading the right email. Here are 33 fresh euphemisms for your favorite bodily function:
- Liquidate some assets
- Baptize a Baby Ruth
- Bake some brownies
- Build a log cabin
- Clear the pipes
- Code brown
- Conduct an aerial strike on Porcelainistan
- Cut a cigar
- Download some software
- Drive out the prairie dogs
- Drop some potatoes in the crockpot
- Drop the kids off at the pool
- Drown a brown snake
- Evacuate your bowels
- Feed the fish
- Lay a stink pickle
- Make a deposit in the porcelain bank
- Make room for lunch
- Massage the mud vein
- Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages
- Pinch a loaf
- Release the Kraken
- See a man about a horse
- Squeeze some sausage
- Start the fudge shuttle
- Stock the lake with brown trout
- Strangle a Snickers
- Take the Browns to the Super Bowl
- Throw down some brown
- Unload some timber
- Unloose the caboose
- Use the big, white telephone
- Visit the porcelain throne
There are countless ways to describe your dumps, but only one way to wipe 'em up.... |
