Your third pit is a cesspool of smells and substances. Accordingly, there’s a 99% chance you need to freshen up down there between your morning dump and your evening shower.
IN DEFENSE OF BOY KIBBLE
DUDES have been meal-prepping beef and rice forever. Now they're going out of their way to make it look indistinguishable from dog food. We conducted a proper investigation to determine whether you should eat it every day and (most importantly) how to clean up when it comes out the other end.
WILL LIGHTING A MATCH MASK YOUR POOP SMELL?
For something so small and cheap, a match is surprisingly good at masking the stench of sloppy deuces. Butt how exactly does it neutralize the odors wafting up from your fecal matter? And are there more effective stank-fighting strategies than the one your great-grandfather used?
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