Happy Cinco de Mayo, DUDES. Before you devour your bodyweight in tacos and spicy margs, we wanted to share a few tips to keep the aftermath manageable:
FIND THE NEAREST BATHROOM
Plan your exit strategy in case nature calls midway through a beefy burrito.
BEWARE OF STACKING HEAT ON HEAT
Spicy tacos, habanero salsa, jalapeño margs, and macho pride is an expensive parlay.
HAVE MINT CHILL WIPES READY
When the fiesta reaches DEFCON 1, Mint Chill Wipes extinguish the flames and bring peace back to the porcelain borderlands.
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