Memorial Day means BBQ, beers, and sweating your butt off.
It also means more time to blow up toilets in unfamiliar places, like your law's lake house or that porta-potty behind the food truck lot.
Either way, don't go back to work with a scorched rear.
If you hit up Walmart for hot dogs and hamburgers, swing by the TP aisle and get a pack of POOPsicle Wipes to throw in your cooler. |
