Some dumps just hit different. After a long debate at lunch, we settled on these power rankings for the best types of poops: 1. The Morning Coffee Poop ☕ The unofficial start of the workday. 2. The Pre-Shower Poop 🚿 Peak efficiency: get dirty before you get clean. 3. The Homecoming Poop 🏠 Nothing beats your home throne after holding it in during traffic. 4. The Vacation Hotel Poop 🏖️ Day two, once your butt finally realizes it's allowed to relax. 5. The Post-Lunch Office Poop 💼 Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime, that's why you poop on company time. |
