Hey there,

Okay, so remember that Summer Black Friday Sale that started as a joke?

Finance found out. Apparently, it was “too late to stop the sale,” so they’re letting it run through tomorrow. Their words, not mine. 👀

That means you still have time to grab 30% off sitewide before this whole thing disappears.

Since we’re being strategic, here’s what I’d add to cart first:

Tart Cherry Hair & Body Perfume Mist: The juicy little scent everyone keeps asking about.
100% Pure Castor Oil: For brows, scalp care, and soft strands (mom swears by it!).
Humidity Blocking Frizz Shield Spray: Some products dream about fighting humidity. This one shows up in armor.
Kojic Acid Face & Body Cleansing Pads: A glow-up staple for brighter-looking, smoother-feeling skin.
Zig Zag Headband: Hot girl walk hair, handled.
Mini Haze Blue Detangling Flexi Brush: Cute, compact, and ready for your bag.

Don’t wait too long. The sale ends tomorrow, and I fear finance will not be this generous twice.

xoxo,

Your Kitsch Insider Bestie 💖

---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Marketing Team
Date: July 5th, 2026 at 7:42 AM EST
Subject: RE: We need to stop the sale NOW

Team,

The sale is already live. Ads are running and customers are actively shopping.

At this point, pulling it down would cause more chaos than leaving it up.

We recommend letting it run through tomorrow and reviewing next steps after the weekend.

---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Finance Team
Date: July 5th, 2026 at 7:18 AM EST
Subject: We need to stop the sale NOW

Team,

The Summer Black Friday Sale is starting to mess with our margins.

Can someone remind me who approved this?

Please take this down ASAP.