Standing in the shower with an empty bottle is not a personality trait.
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Hey squad,

I'm going to be honest with you.

I know how most of you reorder.

You wait until the bottle is completely empty. You do the sad tilt-and-shake thing. You get one last tragic pump that's mostly air and water. You shower anyway and tell yourself you'll order today.

Then you forget. For four days. And when you finally remember, you're standing in the shower again doing the exact same thing.

I've watched the order patterns. I know this is you. It's fine. No judgment.

But there's a genuinely better way.

Subscribe.

That's it. That's the pitch.

Pick how often you want a new bottle delivered. Every 30, 45 or 60 days depending on how fast you go through it. We send it before you run out. It shows up at your door. You never think about it again.

You save 15% on every order. You never do the sad bottle tilt. You never have a bad shower Tuesday because you forgot to reorder on Monday.

The subscription takes about 45 seconds to set up. You can skip, pause or cancel anytime from your account. No phone calls. No hoops. No gotcha cancellation flow designed to make you feel guilty for leaving.

Just a better bottle, on time, every time, for less money than you're paying now.

SUBSCRIBE AND SAVE 15%: https://localrevival.co/

We make the same five food-grade ingredients every batch. Wyoming tallow, Utah honey, organic oils. Nothing changes. It just shows up.

Here's to never running out,

James



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