Today is our CEO Jean's birthday. She decided that she wanted to do something BIG. Unfortunately, she shared this idea with Froggy Bottom.

The two of them slipped away and weren't seen again until Froggy Bottom emerged with a wheelbarrow full of party decorations, covered in confetti and chocolate, to announce that everyone was getting FREE SHIPPING.

We explained that's not usually how birthdays work.

Jean reminded us it was HER birthday.

Froggy Bottom declared what the birthday girl says, goes.

So here we are.

Help us celebrate Jean's birthday with your favorite chocolate and FREE SHIPPING on orders $20 and more, on us TODAY ONLY. It's what the birthday girl wanted.

Things Our Lawyers Make Us Say: Free shipping applies to online orders over $20 ONLY on July 16th, 2026, from 12:00am - 11:59pm PST, limited to standard ground shipping addresses located in the contiguous U.S., excluding Alaska and Hawaii. Offer currently unavailable in AZ, NV, and TX due to summer temperatures, we are trying to send chocolate bars not chocolate soup. Not available in-store (we said online ONLY, remember?). Discount applied automatically. Not available with other offers (aka don’t combine, we gotta run a business in this economy!) Okay thanks for reading, we love you.