A note from Mike

Twenty years with a one-eyed queen

You may have already seen a note from us today. This is the same birthday message, one more time — because Bologna insisted, and because the $50 slips away at midnight.

Twenty years ago, a scrappy one-eyed black kitten named Bologna decided I was hers. I didn't get much say in it. Two decades later, she's still running the house — older, slower, somehow more iconic, and now wearing a tiara because she has earned it.

Twenty years is a long time to love an animal. It's also long enough to know how much easier those years are when good vet care is a few taps away instead of a stressful trip across town. That's the whole reason I care about what we build at Dutch.

So to mark her birthday, Bologna is doing what any gracious queen would: giving you the gift. Today only, take $50 off a Dutch membership — unlimited video vet visits for every pet in your home, day or night, no waiting room required.

Today only — expires at midnight. One decree per household.