Quick confession: Dutch is closed today for the holiday.

The whole company is at a lake somewhere. Which means when I decided to extend yesterday’s sale one more day, there was nobody around to tell me no. So I did it. It’s extended. You’re welcome.

Code TODAY100 still works — $50 off your first year of Dutch, plus a $50 product credit. That’s $100, and I’d like to point out I’m not even supposed to be working right now.

$100 in welcome bonuses, through midnight tonight.

Then everyone comes back to the office and it’s over.

Because here’s the thing — tomorrow is the 4th. Everyone’s back, the grills come out, the sky starts exploding, and my window to quietly keep this sale alive closes for good.

And there’s a real reason to do this tonight instead of “sometime.” Tomorrow night is one of the hardest nights of the year for pets. If your buddy gets anxious when the fireworks start, that’s not them being dramatic — and it deserves real treatment, not a thunder shirt and a prayer.

Sign up tonight and a Dutch vet can see your buddy before the first bottle rocket goes up — anxiety treatment, fast-acting meds shipped to your door, plus everything else on your list: the itch, the flea & tick refill, the nutrition question you’ve been sitting on.

At midnight, TODAY100 shuts off — and this time it’s not up to me. The system does it automatically, and unlike my coworkers, the system doesn’t take holidays.

So: $100 in your pocket, a vet in your buddy’s corner, and one marketer who will deny this email ever existed. Deal?

— Mike

P.S. Bologna fully supports this decision. She’s 19, she has one eye, and she has never once asked permission for anything. Be like Bologna — use TODAY100 before midnight.