Drink less, run more, quit smoking, save your marriage, pay taxes, start picking up your dog's shit, get a 'real job' - the New Year can inspire a big hot load of far fetched aspirations. Here at Pit Viper we believe it's never too early to let yourself go. I could elaborate but instead I'm going to set an example by giving up on this email on the third sentence.

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