Dear boss,

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​I wasnt sure earlier but I am sure now that I am sick and will not be coming into the office today, 4/20 (total coincidence), or even working on my computer for that matter. I feel kind of sensitive like on my skin and I have a bad headache between my eyeballs. It is probably nothing serious so tell everyone not to worry about me but if they did want to drop off any get well treats or gifts to just leave it at the door and remind them I've always a feeling that I am allergic to coconut so no mounds bars. Anything else would be much appreciated.​

P.S. I know I was supposed to send an email about the limited edition Porous Walker tshirt today but I just got a bunch of guys at the 7/11 to buy it already so there's probably not many left anyways.

P.P.S. Offers still on the table for my friend with the inner ear problem to change the lightbulbs in the office in exchange for sunglasses. I know you didnt like when I brought it up last but I swear I wasn't saying the fluorescents were making you cranky I was just saying that maybe they were. I really think you should take me up on this.

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See you tomorrow.

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i didnt know you could Unsubscribe from coworkers emails. does yours have this too?

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