This email is NOT for fathers.

If you are someone's father turn the computer off and walk away.

Don't lie to me like my own father.

(He said he knew a kid who crossed his eyes and they got stuck but I don't think he did.)

Now that the fathers are gone, let's talk Father's Day.

BEING A FATHER IS HARD.

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*Not really but they do make it more fun.

But that's not all!

REAL testimonies from REAL fathers

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- Carl, real father

"I liked being a father. Then my wife got me and the kid matching Pit Vipers. Now I love being a father."

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- Max, real father

"My stepson finally started calling me dad when we got matching Pit Vipers.

Yeah my wife's ex is mad."

- Steve, real stepfather

"Every day I showed up late for school pickup… until I got Pit Vipers. Thanks to their speed enhancing technology, I’m the first one there."

- Max, real father

"My stepson finally started calling me dad when we got matching Pit Vipers.

Yeah my wife's ex is mad."

- Steve, real stepfather

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