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U R cordially invited...

To my pool party. Pit Vipers mandatory.

(Don't mind Doris she hasn't smiled since the door-to-door home security salesman stopped coming by.)

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My tail is iridescent turquoise you're going to have to pick a different color...

For a neon cheetah print tail you need the Rec Beach Original 2.0.

For an aquamarine tail you need the Blacking Out Mooner.

For a yellow tail that turns pink in the moonlight you need the Himalayan Low Bones.

For a rainbow tail you need the Electroshock Original 2.0.

For a chameleon chrome tail you need the Black Pearl Altimeter.

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Try 6! That's how many beers you can fit in this belt.

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