Congratulations. You've somehow ended up at a Swedish midsummer celebration. Don't panic. Here's everything you need to know.
🌼 WEAR A bag full of beer. A flower crown. Definitely mosquito spray.
🥃 DRINK Snaps. Preferably Gammal Norrlands Akvavit. Or Gammel Dansk if you're feeling rebellious.
🥔 EAT Fermented herring. Potatoes. More potatoes. Strawberries if you've survived the herring.
🐸 ACTIVITIES Jump around a pole pretending to be a frog. No one knows why. Don't ask questions. Falling in love with someone you met three snaps ago. Skinny dipping at midnight.
⚠️ WATCH OUT FOR The drunk uncle. Ticks when fooling around in the grass. Someone suggesting a "quick ride" on a quad bike. The next mornings hungover. |