HAPPY NEW YEAR. It's January 1st. You're either still in last night's outfit or you went to bed at 9pm and woke up feeling smug about it. Either way, you made it to 2026. Well done.
(If you're reading this at an afters, you've definitely overstayed your welcome. This is your kind reminder to leave.)
If 'do more cultural things' is on your list this year, you're in luck. You can spend January watching Natalie Palamides play both sides of a doomed relationship, or The Virgins (spoiler: nothing goes as anyone planned), or laughing so hard at a comedian you forget the next bank holiday isn't till March.
Now, give yourself something to look forward to. Bookmark us. Here's a taste: