There they are.
Hot pink, shirtless, oiled up, full bear head. The Dancing Bears are exactly as ridiculous and sexy as you hoped.
From the ★★★★★ Tambo & Bones team, Tender is what happens when three failing strippers realise the real show means dropping more than their clothes.
Welcome to the club. Paddles? Check. Dollar bills? Check. Three men about to make you feel things you weren't expecting? Oh, definitely check.
Previews are thinning out, with on-stage seats down to single digits.
From 24 April. Bookings open now.