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TODAY'S FEATURE
What’s a “dad band dad joke,” you ask? Great inquiry. Allow us to demonstrate. Why did AC/DC cancel their pool party? Because Thunder Struck. Catching on? This list is full of dad-worthy eye-rollers that’ll also make the fam smirk.
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JIMMY ON RELATIONSHIPS
You’re going to want to write down this technique. You may even want to practice on an actual apple. No one has to know what you’re doing. They’ll just think you’re eating a healthy snack when, really, you’re an oral master in training.
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