Dear Leisure Enthusiast,

Let the only sound be the crisp, elegant “thwack” of racquet meeting ball. Tennis players thrive in silence, so save your commentary for a spirited debate over a post-match oyster tower.

Applaud with intention, not impulse. Wait until the point concludes before unleashing your polite enthusiasm. And remember: applauding a double fault is more of a “social faux pas” than a “showing of support.”

Think of the courtside seat as a reserved seat at a late-night jazz lounge. You may exit only during changeovers. As such, we recommend packing a chilled mint spritzer and cucumber sandwich to avoid mid-match interruptions.

Leave no trace but the faint scent of your sunscreen. Dispose of trash, tuck away brochures, and most importantly, don’t leave behind your half-eaten croissant. Stray seagulls may dive for even the smallest of crumbs.

Remember to stay cool both by temperature and temperament. For the former, that means a wide-brimmed hat for optimal shading. As for the latter, resist the urge to intercept if a young leisurist beats you to a player-tossed cap.