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Holy crap y'all, it's been a week. You too? Don't worry, I got you some dope links to tickle your brain noodle.

You ever have one of those stretches where the gap between what you expected life to feel like and what it actually feels like is so wide you can't even see the other side? It's called existential constipation. Scientists tell us that regular constipation is already no fun. The existential kind is especially gnarly. Here's what we keep landing on though: we control basically zilch in this ol life.

We don't control who's runnin' the country, not the billionaire doofuses, not other people's personalities. We get to choose is who we hang with, the cool shit we do each day, and how big and chunky we let our gratitude get compared to our complaints. I mean there IS stuff to complain about, but it just makes your day smell worse. Eff that.

What we're cooking over here.

This is week two of us showing up with all 100% of Wimp personality in this newsletter. We're turning it up, and dialing it in . We want it to be something you genuinely love reading, clicking, and licking (if that's your thing).

Real talk: Wimp is break-even right now. Which is nothing to dismiss! It's not losing money, but not paying us yet either. But we're gonna do things different. No ads. No influencers. No bullshit. If we can't get there, we rethink the whole thing.

That's the adventure of the next eight months and we're glad you're along for it. It's gonna be dope. If you're hungry for a little decaf surprise, check below — 30% off Bekele, which we don't think we've ever done. Grab some.


Ps. The super cool work above is noted below. Click those links and have a great weekend.

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A Lamp / This thing grew itself.
Check this 3D-printed bedside lamp that looks the moon mother made a bedside behive just to help us chill the fuck out this Friday. Fifteen color options. Not cheap really, but coolness rarely is.

A Channel / Science but make it giddy.
This guy Károly breaks down bleeding-edge research in two-minute videos (perfect for my ADHD brain). His catchphrase is "What a time to be alive!" and he means it. Every. Single. Time. It's weirdly contagious.

An Artist / One Posca marker. One mountain.
Japanese artist @shunshunten fills entire canvases with nothing but the tiniest pen strokes. Mountains, nature, stuff that makes you want to visit it - ya know? The process videos are meditative as hell. I know, I know, instagram link, dopamine drug den, etc. This one's worth it.

A Critic / 3.3 million stick enthusiasts.
Literal sticks. That's all this is, but baby, you're gonna love it. @officialstickreviews has a Stick of the Year award and takes it dead seriously. This is the internet you have been looking for.

A Quiz / German or autistic?
15 questions about punctuality, small talk, and systematic thinking. Four results, including "The Wittgenstein Result" which means you're both (which I definitely am). Built by a philosophy school. Not super serious, but fun AF and weird in the right ways.

30% OFF

Wimp Decaf Coffee - Kahlo

We never do sales, but you know what? Lets break rules! We love just doing fun things for friends. We do expect that you're definitely going to invite us to the party this weekend though. I mean quid pro quo, right? Only fair.

If you haven't tried Bekele, this is your chance. Sale ends at 11:59pm Sunday night, when this sale turns into a pumpkin.

Click this fat ol button, or just use code: 48HE3VAH9J9V. 

SHOP BEKELE, and BEKELE ONLY
Wimp Decaf Coffee - Kahlo

Light Roast

Bekele

A light, smooth Ethiopian roast that tastes like blueberries and milk chocolate had a baby. Chemical-free decaf process, organic farm, and named after the farmer who rebuilt the whole thing from wildfire ash.

*We don't name coffees after people lightly. This one earned it.

SHOP BEKELE
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Probably a bad idea

I need 2-3 people who want to be link scouts for Wimp.

The job: send me your best internet finds. Stuff that helps us all exhale. The kind of thing that reminds us the internet used to be fun, and in some corners, still is. You know the vibe: decaffeinated, turn-the-volume-down, step-off-the-treadmill kind of stuff.

In exchange: you get a free Wimp subscription. Real decaf in the mail with your name on it. I promise to hand-pick and whisper sweet affirmations to every bean (possibly an exaggeration). If this sounds like you, reply to this email with your five best links. The folks with the best picks join the fray as link hunters.

SEND ME YOUR LINKS!

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